Hey MISS OFFICER

So, on my way to work I was lit up! Red and Blue flashing lights following me....ahhh...DAMN! Who knew you couldnt go 75 in a 55? The crazy thing is that this certain DPS officers was a sneaky lil booger! I was following him going about the same speed as him, which was already above the speed limit but not fast enough for me! When I drive I have ONE objective, get to where I am going in a timly manner!! That's how EVERYONE should drive damn it! Anyways, he merges over to the right and gets off the freeway...the next thing I know he IS RIGHT BEHIND ME! UMMMM, what just happened??? LOL. It has to be a different POPO. So, I switch lanes to let him go ahead, WRONG, he follows me and it was on! Lights N Sirens....Little did he know he just worked very hard at trapping me and was prolly a little dissapointed when he came to my window...He says, You running late? I say, maybe a couple mins. He says, try to stay a little closer to the speed limit for me. I say, thank you, please Come Again! :)