TFLN part 2:
(541):
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
(970):
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hanger.
(303):
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
(708):
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
(954):
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
(814):
My cha cha got a haircut
(724):
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
(970):
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hanger.
(303):
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
(708):
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
(954):
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
(814):
My cha cha got a haircut
(724):
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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