TFLN part 2:

(541):
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

(970):
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hanger.
(303):
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.

(708):
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?

(954):
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa

(814):
My cha cha got a haircut
(724):
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf

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