Living Room Campfire!

Courteous of insane Xane! Almost everyday Xane manages to build a mini capmfire in the living room. Wood, sticks and/or bark are brought inside by my sneaky little pup. She then goes into the bathrooms garbage can where she sneaks either toilet paper or wipes out into the living room as well. She then shreds both the paper product and the wood shes chosen for the day!! Match anyone?