OMG!

I go from never riding a bike to a SUPERSTAR!! Ha-Ha...not really. So, yesterday I nearly killed myself! Here I am...slowly riding around the parking lot; getting a feel of my clutch, going from stopped to first gear and practicing my turns (which are much harder than they look)! So, I am fairly confident at this point, from the stop position to first gear is no big deal for me. I am making a wide left turn...a trashcan and my beautiful girlfriend are to the right of me, a curb is in front of me and a mini van is heading towards me. Can you picture that?!?! WELL, my next move was crutial...FUCK FUCK FUCK!! Ladies and gentlemen, your break is on your right along with your gas and your clutch is on your left. Well, I thought I was in control of the situation when my right hand decided to gas the bitch. OH SHEEEIT! I am now outta control and slammed on the front break which brought my back tire completely off the ground about two feet! Many people do this (stoppie) while stunting their bikes; me, I just do it naturally!!!! LMAO! Needless to say, my right leg is scratched and bruised and my bike met the pavement! GRRR! But thank the baby jesus for the person who invented the frame slider!!!! My bike and I are fine and will meet again very soon!!