TFLN makes me giggle!
(860): Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
(617): shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
(703): Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
202): New charity walk idea!
NASTY, BUT HAD ME ROLLIN!
(314): I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
(1-314): What?
(314): I have a yeast infection.
THIS IS TOTALLY ME! HAHAHA
(615): I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
(214): You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
(517): she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
(614): can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
(740): bitches.
(513): How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
(1-513): The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
(240): were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
(301): yes! wait why?
(240): because i found it in my pocket this morning...
A good way to finish a days work! Time to go home now! Later!!!!!!!!
(617): shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
(703): Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
202): New charity walk idea!
NASTY, BUT HAD ME ROLLIN!
(314): I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
(1-314): What?
(314): I have a yeast infection.
THIS IS TOTALLY ME! HAHAHA
(615): I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
(214): You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
(517): she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
(614): can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
(740): bitches.
(513): How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
(1-513): The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
(240): were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
(301): yes! wait why?
(240): because i found it in my pocket this morning...
A good way to finish a days work! Time to go home now! Later!!!!!!!!
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