Goodbye Myspace

The names Toni. No, its not short for anything! Mom said she thought it would be cute on the back of a cheerleading uniform! HA, little did she know she was raising the MVP. My family is the most important thing IN MY LIFE. Oh, and my two very best friends...Louisa aka FAT KID, for those who only know her on MYSPACE (which is the devil in itself) and Vanessa AKA Tyler! Im SUPER loyal and often times TOO honest. Am I fat? Well, I suggest you dont go out in public like that! Dont ask me if you dont want the TRUTH. Im a strong person. I FORGIVE, but never FORGET. Think people should have cute feet and nice teeth. I am a converse, jeans and t-shirt kinda girl. A deodorant FREAK! Go to Las Vegas just about every month or two. You need help with that? I will pop other peoples pimples...I dont think anyone should have to have a whitehead staring them in the face! Now thats just uncalled for. You HAVE a booger hanging out your nose...PLEASE people, tell someone if they have SNOOGIES! I am always willing to help others. You need a hand, a shoulder or just an ear to listen to ya? I am good at that sort of stuff! Dont deal well with drama or immature people. Own a million pairs of shoes, some I have never worn. I enjoy smoking CIGARETTES and drinking ALCOHOL. I know its bad for me and will eventually kill me if I dont stop. I procrastinate. Plans to quit will come in the near future. Tattoos are HOT. You are automatically ahead of the game if I see INK on ya! Confidence is a MUST! Rock what you have and what you know. Chews SKOAL. Im IRISH and have green eyes that most people will get lost in if they are not careful. People usually LOVE me or HATE me; theres not a medium for some reason. I like to laugh and am pretty funny myself. Farts wherever I want; encourages you to do the same. I am educated, and have a college degree in Administration of Justice. Like movies and LOVE music! Not big on fake body parts or superficial people. Favorite number...15. Even though I like to have things even and SYMMETRY is a must. I am a LIBRA; born under the sign of the scales! I am stubborn and spoiled, but VERY down to earth. Does not understand how people do not know when they have bad breath or B.O. The soul has no gender...I am a LOVER, not a FIGHTER. But, will fight for those I love in a quick second if I have to. Been called a feminist. Pro CHOICE. Owns handcuffs and knows how to use them! WINK, WINK. Possessive with whats mine. Sings really loud in the car and the shower. EXTREMELY tone deaf. Loves to travel. VERY OPEN...any questions? Gimme a HOLLER!