EaStEr ChEeR

So, this funny thing... I came into work looking a hot mess today. I mean come on, its Easter, and here at the Holiday Inn we work around the clock. Never a minute of the day do we close. This is an intensly run business...i mean you never know who will need to come and stay with us for at least one night. I have plenty of my friends come stay with us and it would have been ashame had we been closed and unable to meet the requirements they needed.
So, back to the real topic. The shoes pictured above are courtisy of my BFF and my sticky thieving hands. I am going to her house after work and i figured i would wear them into work today so i will be able to give them back to her tonight, not like she has missed them one bit! Anyways...I get to work and open my locker to grap by boots. I take off the flip-flops and am overwhelmed by the smell of cat piss. I thought for a minute I must be smelling something else. BUT NO, IT WAS CAT PISS. One flip-flop smelt as if my little love bug named JUNIOR had had his way with this poor flip-flop. And now becuz my stylish ways told me to wear socks with these flip-flops my one sock smells of piss. I am at work, no change of socks and I must put my boots on! FUCK.

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Fatty said…
That is definitely amazing. Junior gets to most things...the flip flops definitely surprised me though. lol Thanks ma. Can't wait to see you laterz. <3 u.

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